1
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(8andd)


2
00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,625
ALICE:
Hello, little girl.


3
00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:15,333
Would you like a scotchie?


4
00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:19,958
Oh,


5
00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:23,916
such a sweet little girl.


6
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(8andd)


7
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(FIRE CRACKLING IN BACKGROUND)


8
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It's okay, pumpkin.


9
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(CHUCKLES)


10
00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,458
Thank you.


11
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NURSE:
Come on, Alice.


12
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We need to get you
back to your room.


13
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(ALICE CHUCKLES)


14
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Why did she call me a girl?


15
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It's okay. She's old.


16
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Probably confused.


17
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But I'm not a girl.


18
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TARA:
I know you're not.


19
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You're also not a pumpkin,
but I still call you one.


20
00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,125
(SIGHS)


21
00:01:57,041 --> 00:02:06,208
(8andd)


22
00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:23,166
(8andd)


23
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TARA:
You did it?


24
00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:30,666
Yeah.


25
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(SIGHS)


26
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It's gonna be okay.


27
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I know. I know.


28
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Can I see Grandpa now?


29
00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:45,375
Yeah.
Yeah, buddy.


30
00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:47,458
Uh, why don't you,
why don't you go in?


31
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(8andd)


32
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MAN 1: (ON TV)
Santa Claus, you're coming with us.


33
00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,958
MAN 2: (ON TV)
No, you can't take him now.


34
00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:06,125
It's too near Christmas.


35
00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:06,916
Quiet, you.


36
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:07,708
MAN 2:
But--


37
00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,333
MAN 1: (ON TV) We don't want
to hurt you, Santa Claus,


38
00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:15,208
so come along quietly.


39
00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:17,708
SANTA CLAUS: (ON TV)
Why?


40
00:03:17,791 --> 00:03:20,625
Why did you have to do that
to my helpers?


41
00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:21,708
MAN 1: (ON TV)
It's harmless.


42
00:03:21,791 --> 00:03:23,208
It'll wear off
in a short while.


43
00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:24,583
YOUNG BILLY:
Grandpa?


44
00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:26,291
SANTA CLAUS: (ON TV) Why didn't you
say so in the first place?


45
00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:27,541
MAN 1 (ON TV):
Now you come with us.


46
00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,250
We need you on Mars.


47
00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,375
YOUNG BILLY:
Grandpa?


48
00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,875
MAN 3: (ON TV)
Are you sure this is Mars?


49
00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:38,750
WOMAN 1: (ON TV)
Oh, I never saw such lazy people,


50
00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,708
standing around like statues.


51
00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:42,708
YOUNG BILLY:
Grandpa?


52
00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,166
WOMAN 1: (ON TV)
Well?


53
00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,500
MAN 3: (ON TV)
Earthlings Billy and Betty.


54
00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,083
Billy.


55
00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:51,416
Come here, little boy.


56
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You've gotten so big.


57
00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,208
MAN 3: (ON TV)
There's someone else, too.


58
00:03:56,291 --> 00:03:58,375
What have you been eating?


59
00:03:58,458 --> 00:03:59,500
Rocks?


60
00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,458
No, hamburgers.


61
00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,125
Do you like pickles
on your hamburgers?


62
00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,291
I love pickles
on my hamburgers.


63
00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,875
Pickles and-- and sauerkraut.


64
00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:13,625
Blegh!


65
00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:14,833
Welcome, Santa Claus.


66
00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:17,875
We hope you'll make the children
on Mars very happy.


67
00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,958
I'll try, dear lady.


68
00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,625
I'll try.


69
00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:23,416
Have you been a good boy?


70
00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,125
Good.


71
00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:29,458
Good boys get good things.


72
00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,458
What happens to boys
who weren't good?


73
00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:37,750
Naughty boys get punished.


74
00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,583
Santa is always watching.


75
00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:45,125
(COUGHING)


76
00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,208
Santa says I gotta fatten up.


77
00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,625
Billy, water.


78
00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,750
(COUGHING)


79
00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,833
Now I'm Santa Claus.


80
00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:00,000
GRANDPA:
Water.


81
00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:03,458
(GRANDPA COUGHING)


82
00:05:04,666 --> 00:05:07,000
(RETCHES)


83
00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,791
MAN 3:
Ho, ho, ho.


84
00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,708
Merry Christmas, everyone.


85
00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:12,833
(SCREAMS)


86
00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,541
(8andd)


87
00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:19,250
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)


88
00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,083
(CAR WHOOSHES)


89
00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:37,833
GEOFF: I mean, how was I supposed
to know it was gonna happen like that?


90
00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:39,125
TARA:
How many did he have?


91
00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,833
Two, three, I--


92
00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:41,916
Was it two or three?


93
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,041
I don't remember, okay?


94
00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,375
He must've reacted badly


95
00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:46,625
with those other meds
he had been taking.


96
00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:47,791
Shit.


97
00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,708
But he signed everything, right?


98
00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,333
Yeah.


99
00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,041
Is Grandpa gonna be okay?


100
00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:58,166
No, buddy.
Grandpa's dead.


101
00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,333
TARA:
Geoffrey.


102
00:05:59,416 --> 00:06:00,833
GEOFF: What? Do you
want me to lie to him?


103
00:06:00,916 --> 00:06:03,125
Yeah, a little tact
would be nice.


104
00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:05,083
So Grandpa's in heaven?


105
00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:09,625
Oh. Yes, pumpkin, he is.


106
00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,208
Oh.


107
00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,708
GEOFF: Come on,
what are we waiting for?


108
00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,500
(CAR BANGS)


109
00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,458
(8andd)


110
00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:32,375
Son of a bitch.


111
00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,916
-Did he just hit us?
-Yeah.


112
00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:36,125
That's great.


113
00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,083
As if this night
couldn't get any worse.


114
00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,083
Merry Christmas, Chapman family.


115
00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,000
I'll look for the insurance.


116
00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,041
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)


117
00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:50,833
GEOFF:
Great, yeah.


118
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,166
(KNOCKING THE WINDOW)


119
00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:05,875
Hey, pal.


120
00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:06,833
Look, I don't know
what happened,


121
00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:08,041
but clearly you hit me with...


122
00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,250
(GUNSHOT)


123
00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:12,625
Geoffrey!


124
00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,666
Billy, get down!


125
00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:23,875
-(GUNSHOT)
-(SCREAMS)


126
00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:26,500
(PANTING)


127
00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:34,208
CHARLIE:
Go back to bed, Billy.


128
00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:43,666
(8andd)


129
00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,958
MAN 1: (ON TV)
Claus, you're coming with us.


130
00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,791
MAN 2: (ON TV)
No, you can't take him now.


131
00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,041
It's too near Christmas.


132
00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:50,958
MAN 3: (ON TV)
Quiet, you!


133
00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:51,791
MAN 2: (ON TV)
But...


134
00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,708
(GUNSHOTS ON TV)


135
00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,583
MAN 1: (ON TV)
We don't want to hurt you,


136
00:07:57,666 --> 00:08:00,166
Santa Claus,
so come along quietly.


137
00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:06,708
(8andd)


138
00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:10,750
CHARLIE:
Come on, kid.


139
00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:13,916
Do what you've got to do
and then let's get out of here.


140
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,083
This isn't our room.


141
00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:21,375
(8andd)


142
00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:27,125
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)


143
00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:36,333
(8andd)


144
00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,291
(8andd)


145
00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:18,458
J So blue at Christmas


146
00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,500
PATROLMAN:
Yo, Harold, you in there?


147
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:40,500
(8andd)


148
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,375
TALL MAN: I'll uh, go talk to
the manager and see if he got a room.


149
00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,250
CHARLIE:
I'm getting one of those feelings.


150
00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:58,750
(8andd)


151
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:51,458
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)


152
00:10:51,541 --> 00:11:00,458
(8andd)


153
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,375
TARA:
Billy, get down!


154
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,041
(GUNSHOT)


155
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,166
(GLASS SHATTERS)


156
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:27,208
(8andd)


157
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,083
TARA:
Hey!


158
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,375
(GROANS)


159
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:47,625
(GUNSHOT)


160
00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:02,500
(SIGHS)


161
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,541
(SNIFFLES)


162
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,625
CHARLIE:
I could use some coffee.


163
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:11,708
Yeah.


164
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,625
Yeah, me too.


165
00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:19,791
(8andd)


166
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,125
CHARLIE:
Sure you don't want to look around?


167
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,916
No.


168
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,541
CHARLIE:
Small towns have a lot of secrets.


169
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,708
Good morning.


170
00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:28,750
Coffee?


171
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,625
Uh, yeah.


172
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,708
Yes, please.


173
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,500
Um, where are we?


174
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,500
Thunderbird.


175
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,625
No. The, uh... What town?


176
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:41,625
DANA:
Hackett.


177
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,000
CHARLIE:
Hackett?


178
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,375
! like the sound of that.


179
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,458
I'll give you a minute.


180
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,250
(DOOR OPENS IN BACKGROUND)


181
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,833
CHARLIE:
You may be right.


182
00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,291
I'm not seeing anyone.


183
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,500
Hey, Dana.


184
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,500
My to-go order.


185
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,583
Thanks.


186
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,333
See you later.


187
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:07,541
CHARLIE:
Her?


188
00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:09,833
Hmm.


189
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,791
I'm not seeing it.


190
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,958
DANA:
See something you like?


191
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,041
Oh.


192
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:18,416
Word of advice;
careful with that one.


193
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,250
Sugar-coated onion,
if you know what I mean.


194
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:27,416
What's her, um,
what's her name?


195
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,708
DANA:
Pammy.


196
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:29,583
Pamela.


197
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:31,458
I call her, "Pammy".


198
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,041
She hates it.
(CHUCKLES)


199
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,583
CHARLIE:
You're right. We should go.


200
00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:35,791
BILLY:
Shut up.


201
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,750
Sorry, not you, not...


202
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:38,708
Sorry.


203
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:53,166
(8andd)


204
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:57,583
CHARLIE:
Don't even think about it.


205
00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:58,583
It's not your decision.


206
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,125
CHARLIE:
You know this never ends well.


207
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,416
What's that supposed to mean?


208
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,416
CHARLIE:
You know exactly what it means.


209
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:07,458
(DOOR OPENS)


210
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,541
(DOOR SHUTS)


211
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,250
CHARLIE:
Oh, fuck.


212
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,541
(DOOR OPENS and BELL CHIMES)


213
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:37,791
(8andd)


214
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,458
CHARLIE:
I am not doing this again.


215
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,291
Good.


216
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,250
Do this by myself.


217
00:14:55,041 --> 00:15:04,125
(8andd)


218
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,500
Looking for something?


219
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:19,500
BILLY:
Uh, yes.


220
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,833
I mean, no.


221
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,208
I'm lookin' around.


222
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,416
(8andd)


223
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,500
You're the guy from the diner
who was staring at my ass.


224
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,000
BILLY: No. To be fair,
I was looking at your hands.


225
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,750
That's even weirder.


226
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,250
I'm just...
(CLEARS THROAT)


227
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,833
Just lookin' for a gift.


228
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:38,958
For who?


229
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:40,375
For my dad.


230
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,500
PAMELA:
Crystal unicorn and earrings.


231
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,291
Fabulous.


232
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:48,458
Sorry.


233
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,250
(PHONE RINGING)


234
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:02,250
(DOOR OPENS and SHUTS)


235
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,375
Fuck.


236
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,625
Fucked it up.


237
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:08,791
CHARLIE:
For the best.


238
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:09,791
Fucked it up.


239
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:27,166
(8andd)


240
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:34,458
MR. SIMS:
So you're new in town.


241
00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:36,333
You plan on staying
in Hackett for a while?


242
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,041
Yeah, yeah, a little,
little while, yeah.


243
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,291
CHARLIE:
Not too long, I hope.


244
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,166
And you said you have
experience in a stockroom?


245
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,583
Yeah, yes, uh, two,


246
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,833
two different grocery stores
it should be.


247
00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:49,625
Oh, uh.


248
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,916
Hell, I don't even know why
I bother with all this stuff.


249
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,375
I can't stand paperwork.


250
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:59,333
Look, you seem like
a nice kid.


251
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:01,541
You don't have any tattoos
on your face or anything.


252
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,291
And most important, you seem
like you want the job.


253
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,208
Yeah.


254
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,125
Right now it's just
my daughter and I here,


255
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,458
and the holidays are a bitch.


256
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,000
Pardon my French.


257
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,291
CHARLIE:
If he only knew.


258
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,166
Um, Pam, Pam,
Pamela's your daughter?


259
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:16,458
Yeah.


260
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,750
You've met?


261
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:22,041
Oh, just uh, just briefly.


262
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,791
We were-- we-- I was
shopping upstairs


263
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,583
and sorta chatted.


264
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,458
Like together?


265
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:31,083
BILLY:
Uh, uh, talked together, yeah.


266
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,208
I'm a very protective father,
Billy.


267
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,166
Got ya. (LAUGHS)


268
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,166
I'm kidding around.


269
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,583
When can you start?


270
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,041
When you need me.


271
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:49,166
REBECCA:
Dean spoke fondly of you,


272
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,208
said to fix you up
with my best room.


273
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,916
Yeah, he's a nice guy.
He just gave me a job.


274
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:58,333
You know, we dated for a while
back in '82 before he met lda.


275
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,041
Yeah.


276
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,333
He's the one that got away.


277
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,041
To be honest,
I was a bit of a slut back then,


278
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,041
so it's no surprise
he chose her.


279
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:13,000
Anyways, when you find
that special someone,


280
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,250
don't let 'em go.


281
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,750
There we are, room 6.


282
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:23,458
(8andd)


283
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,458
BILLY:
Holy shit.


284
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,458
It's very, very nice.


285
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,875
If uh, if that toilet
keeps running,


286
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,625
jiggle the flusher.


287
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,333
Oh, and uh, if you have
any other problems,


288
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,750
knock three times on the pipe.


289
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,916
I live right below.


290
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,291
I'm terrible with my mobile.


291
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,208
It's very nice.
Thank you.


292
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,500
(DOOR SHUTS)


293
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,125
(BILLY GRUNTS)


294
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,708
CHARLIE:
What is wrong with this town?


295
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:59,166
Everyone is so...nice.


296
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,458
It's refreshing.


297
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,791
I think staying here
is a good idea.


298
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,916
CHARLIE:
How long?


299
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I don't know.


300
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:12,208
(8andd)


301
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:20,625
CHARLIE: Just don't forget
who you are and what you do.


302
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,000
(8andd)


303
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:38,708
J Christmas is a feeling
everybody knows J


304
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,916
J Brings back
an old man's childhood J


305
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,541
J Making angels in the snow J


306
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:52,625
(8andd)


307
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,833
-PAMELA: Hey, new guy?
-BILLY: Yeah.


308
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,083
I need a pre-lit tree,


309
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,208
a box of ornaments,
and an angel, stat.


310
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,416
CHARLIE:
Well, get to it.


311
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,041
(BILLY GRUNTS)


312
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:32,250
(8andd)


313
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,541
Anything else?


314
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,041
Uh, where's the angel?


315
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,125
Yeah.


316
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,416
What?


317
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,666
Why does the angel
have to go at the top?


318
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,125
Why can't it go like,
anywhere else, like...


319
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,041
Here?


320
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,625
And that looks good to you?


321
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:57,666
Hmm.


322
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,166
Yeah, I didn't think so,
new guy.


323
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,250
Do this, please.


324
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,833
It's uh, it's Billy.


325
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,708
Billy?


326
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:12,583
Okay.


327
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,708
Can I call you, "Bill"?


328
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:20,958
I just feel like I'm talking
to a 5-year-old


329
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,166
when I say Billy.


330
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,333
Sure, yeah, whatever you say...


331
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:28,458
...Pammy.


332
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,666
(CHUCKLES)


333
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,958
PAMELA:
Okay, you win.


334
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,166
Billy, it is.


335
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,375
CHARLIE:
Jesus, here we go again.


336
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,166
BILLY:
Um. (CLEARS THROAT)


337
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,208
I was just wondering if uh,


338
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,583
would you wanna go for
like coffee with me sometime?


339
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,500
Those are the questions
I prefer to ask.


340
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:04,333
Unless you're a serial Killer.


341
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:05,375
I'm a True Crime junkie


342
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,750
and I would have
SO many questions.


343
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,458
Oh.


344
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:10,750
Yeah, no.


345
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,791
Bummer.


346
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,875
CHARLIE:
She's kind of a weirdo.


347
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,791
Shut up.


348
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,541
(PHONE RINGING)


349
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,583
PAMELA: Uh, this fucking guy
won't leave me alone.


350
00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:24,416
(GASPS)


351
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,500
(8andd)


352
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,000
(ORNAMENT SHATTERS)


353
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:27,791
Fucking...


354
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,125
You're such an...


355
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,541
A fucking stupid piece of shit.


356
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,083
Fucking cunt!


357
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,791
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)


358
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,416
PAMELA:
It's fine. I just...


359
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,375
BILLY:
Hey, I got you.


360
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,666
Just keep doing
what you're doing.


361
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,833
I'll grab a broom.


362
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:47,250
(CHUCKLES)


363
00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:49,541
Holy shit.


364
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,583
CHARLIE:
I'm getting one of those feelings.


365
00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:00,083
Keep your eyes open.


366
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,125
GEORGE:
I'd be all over you.


367
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,416
PAMELA:
George, every time.


368
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,458
(PAMELA AND GEORGE LAUGHING)


369
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:12,958
GEORGE:
The shop is looking beautiful.


370
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,958
-You ready for Christmas?
-George.


371
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,708
And I have to
tell you something -


372
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:19,541
if I was 35 years younger,
I'd be all over you.


373
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:20,541
(PAMELA AND GEORGE LAUGH)


374
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,083
PAMELA:
George.


375
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,583
CHARLIE:
Him.


376
00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:24,875
Tonight.


377
00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,458
We do him tonight.


378
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:35,458
(8andd)


379
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:36,666
PAMELA:
Billy.


380
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,541
Billy.


381
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:40,375
(8andd)


382
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:42,500
-Are you okay?
-BILLY: Oh, yeah.


383
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:43,791
Sorry.


384
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,041
You okay?


385
00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:47,416
I'm sorry.


386
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,416
I'm really embarrassed.


387
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,458
Um, I snap sometimes.


388
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:57,125
My dad calls it, "EPD",
explosive personality disorder.


389
00:23:58,708 --> 00:23:59,541
Who's that guy?


390
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:01,375
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)


391
00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:02,958
PAMELA:
Oh, that's George Vilmo.


392
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:03,916
He's a sweetheart.


393
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,166
He helps at the store sometimes.


394
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:07,166
I uh, I think
he's a little lonely.


395
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,458
GEORGE:
I gotta tell you, Dean,


396
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:11,750
it's the highlight
of my holiday season every year.


397
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:12,500
Honestly.


398
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,625
MR. SIMS:
Hey, we need to eat.


399
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:22,583
(8andd)


400
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,583
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)


401
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:51,208
(8andd)


402
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,833
(WATER RUNNING)


403
00:24:53,916 --> 00:25:02,833
(8andd)


404
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:20,708
Naughty.


405
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,875
(8andd)


406
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,041
; What a night of cheer
this is I


407
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,708
J How grand it is
to feel so merry and


408
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:33,875
J Life is very gay when people
catch the Christmas fever and


409
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,125
J On the warmest
winter evening J


410
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:38,000
J On the warmest winter
evening of J


411
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:43,041
J Evening of the year J


412
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,000
CHARLIE:
Three more days.


413
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,333
(TARA SCREAMS)


414
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,166
(GROANING)


415
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,250
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)


416
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:11,958
(GASPS)


417
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:15,166
(PANTING)


418
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,958
(8andd)


419
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,458
(DOORBELL RINGS)


420
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:43,291
(8andd)


421
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,125
(SIGHS)


422
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:12,291
(8andd)


423
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:18,625
She's amazing, isn't she?


424
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,125
She has a real knack
for this sort of thing.


425
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,083
She's very lucky.


426
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,375
What do you mean?


427
00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:29,083
Well, I mean,
I know I look great, son,


428
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,541
but I'm not gonna be
around forever.


429
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,666
(CHUCKLES)


430
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:35,625
One day,
all of this will be hers.


431
00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:46,708
Carry on.


432
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:52,666
BILLY:
Uh, hey, Agnes.


433
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:53,958
It's me uh, Billy.


434
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,166
I'm just calling,


435
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,000
it seems we're low on
the woodwicked candles, uh,


436
00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:00,000
the Christmas forest kind.


437
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:01,333
So if you could send
another box.


438
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:03,291
PO is 313.


439
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:04,333
Thanks.


440
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,458
-Hi.
-Hi.


441
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,250
Uh, my sister got called
into work,


442
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,541
so I'm gonna take my nephew
to hockey practice.


443
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,375
You wanna come?


444
00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:14,333
What about the shop?


445
00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:15,541
My dad's gonna be here.


446
00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:17,500
Okay.


447
00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,666
-Okay. Yeah.
-Do you wanna go? Yeah?


448
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:23,500
Okay, let's go.


449
00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:27,541
(8andd)


450
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:30,041
BILLY: So your sister,
she doesn't work at the store ever?


451
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,375
No.


452
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:35,041
It being named after my mom,
it just-- it isn't her thing.


453
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:38,250
(INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER)


454
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:42,458
My uh, my mom died
when we were little.


455
00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,791
She had a seizure
while she was driving.


456
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:45,625
Pow.


457
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,208
I'm sorry.


458
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:52,041
I just think it hurts her
too much to be there.


459
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:56,166
Pam, Billy, look at this.


460
00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:00,125
Oh, fuck yes.


461
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:02,166
(PAMELA CHUCKLES)


462
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,291
But you're OK with it?


463
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:05,791
The shop and everything?
Just--


464
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,500
I mean, I'm the heiress.


465
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:10,708
(LAUGHS)


466
00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:12,958
It's what my dad wants and uh,


467
00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:14,666
I know it'll make him happy,
SO...


468
00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:16,500
What about you?


469
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:20,958
Kinda been drifting
my whole life,


470
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,333
since I was 8 years old.


471
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:24,916
(SIGHS)
I don't know...


472
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,750
I guess, I think I'm kinda
just ready to settle down,


473
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,291
you know?


474
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:32,500
Nice house, cute little wife,
couple kids, minivan?


475
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,791
Yeah, why not?


476
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,375
DELPHINE:
Bowden, tighten up.


477
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:44,375
You're playing
like fucking garbage.


478
00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,500
Lazy fuck.


479
00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:47,375
CHARLIE:
Her.


480
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,000
Not right now.


481
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,625
CHARLIE:
Yes, now. Her.


482
00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:53,958
I'm not in the mood.


483
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:56,416
CHARLIE:
I don't care. Look at her.


484
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,625
Pink coat.


485
00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:58,708
She has a kid.


486
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:01,500
Yeah, and by the looks of it,
you'd be doin' him a favor.


487
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:05,500
(8andd)


488
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,541
PAMELA:
You know Delphine?


489
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:08,291
Hm?


490
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:11,208
Delphine Anderson.
Pink coat lady.


491
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,958
Oh, no.
No, I don't.


492
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:13,750
No.


493
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,875
Seems like you want to.
I-- I can introduce you.


494
00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:18,875
Oh, that's okay.


495
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:19,750
-That's--
-PAMELA: Delphine!


496
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,916
CHARLIE:
Hm, this will be interesting.


497
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,958
Hey, Pam.


498
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:25,958
PAMELA:
Hey, Del.


499
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,416
I uh, wanna introduce
you to Billy.


500
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,791
He's the new hire at the store.


501
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:31,541
DELPHINE:
I see.


502
00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:32,500
Pleased to meet you.


503
00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:35,791
(8andd)


504
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,333
Uh, I'll be right back.


505
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,708
It's okay.
I know what you're thinking.


506
00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:54,708
(8andd)


507
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,250
(KIDS LAUGH)


508
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,166
Hey!


509
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,791
LAUGHING KID:
Yo, Tommy.


510
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:07,250
Tommy, yo, Tommy.
Tommy man.


511
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,208
Stop, stop.


512
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,416
(GRUNTS)


513
00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:13,708
Excuse me.


514
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:17,458
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)


515
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:20,541
LAUGHING KID:
Stop it.


516
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:23,375
(GRUNTS)


517
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:27,708
PAMELA:
Liam? Liam, what happened?


518
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:30,333
They said my stick was for girls
because it was pink


519
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,625
and they said only fags
wear figure skates.


520
00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:35,208
Then they pushed me and said
the Snatcher will get me,


521
00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:37,791
because the Snatcher...
(INDISTINCT)


522
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,083
God, fuck.
I'm sorry.


523
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:44,166
COACH: Hey, hey, hey!
What the hell?


524
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:47,333
Where were you?


525
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:48,291
They jumped him
and called him, a "fag".


526
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,583
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.


527
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:51,541
COACH: They're boys.
They're messing around.


528
00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:53,000
Messing--
Oh, they're messing around?


529
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,458
Mess around with me,
motherfucker!


530
00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,416
How 'bout that?
Let's go! I will fuck you up!


531
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,791
Get this bitch outta my barn!


532
00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,083
Oh, I'm a bitch?


533
00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,833
I'll burn your fucking
house down!


534
00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:05,958
BILLY:
You got any nines?


535
00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,208
LIAM:
Go fish.


536
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:12,041
BILLY:
Is your auntie always like this?


537
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,791
Not always.
Only when she gets mad.


538
00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,958
She has always been
a little bit of a pipe bomb.


539
00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:19,333
(CHUCKLES)


540
00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:22,500
Sometimes it seems like
there's another person


541
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,708
inside of her.


542
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,166
(8andd)


543
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,458
Who's the Snatcher?


544
00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:29,291
He steals kids.


545
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:32,208
Liam, there is no Snatcher.


546
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:37,750
It's just a-- a kind of
an urban legend around here.


547
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:42,250
Though recently it has felt
a little too close to home.


548
00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:47,583
Couple towns in the county
have had some kids go missing.


549
00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:52,416
But thankfully, yeah, Hackett
hasn't made it up on that wall.


550
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:58,083
(DOOR OPENS)


551
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,416
(DOOR SHUTS)


552
00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:16,125
Max.


553
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:18,750
Hey, Pammy.


554
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,333
What are you doing here?


555
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:22,708
Well, you know the guys
at the station,


556
00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:24,625
uh, we--
we stay in touch so...


557
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:29,458
They called me and uh,
got here as soon as I could.


558
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:41,583
So, um, still doing
this kinda stuff?


559
00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:42,458
Yep.


560
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:45,541
Beating up kids now?


561
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,791
They deserved it.


562
00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:53,583
Okay, well, uh,
you're free to go.


563
00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:57,666
What do you mean?


564
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:58,958
You can go.


565
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,541
So you did your cop thing?


566
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,291
Yeah.
Yeah, I did my cop thing.


567
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,000
You're welcome.


568
00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:10,125
Lucky for you the uh,
parents aren't pressing charges.


569
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,833
Said if the boys did
what you say they did,


570
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:13,625
then they deserved it, so...


571
00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:16,375
Thank God, there's still
good parenting out there, huh?


572
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:17,500
Got it.


573
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:21,500
(8andd)


574
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,625
Look at me.


575
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:38,666
You're not answering
any of my g--


576
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,208
You punched me in the face!


577
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:41,916
You know I didn't mean to.


578
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,041
PAMELA:
It's over.


579
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,458
You don't get a second chance.


580
00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:47,416
Get over it, Max.


581
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:56,416
(8andd)


582
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:20,833
(SNIFFS)


583
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:26,666
MAX:
I miss you.


584
00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:36,125
(DOOR OPENS)


585
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,875
-LIAM: An hour away.
-BILLY: Oh, wow.


586
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,666
-MR. SIMS The Whiteshell?
-LIAM: Yeah.


587
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:54,250
-MR. SIMS: Yeah, the Whiteshell.
-LIAM: The Whiteshell.


588
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:55,666
MR. SIMS:
I like going to West Hawk.


589
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:57,458
LIAM:
Oh.


590
00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:02,541
Jesus, sweetheart.


591
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:07,916
Oh, what the hell
were you thinking?


592
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,333
I'm fine, Dad.
Thanks for asking.


593
00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:10,708
MR. SIMS:
I'm sorry.


594
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:13,000
CHARLIE: Um, Billy,
I'm getting one of those feelings.


595
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,416
Not now.


596
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,458
CHARLIE:
Just keep your eyes open.


597
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,125
PAMELA:
Hi.


598
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,750
Me and Billy played cards
and I won.


599
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:21,500
Wow.


600
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:22,583
(CHUCKLES)


601
00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:24,208
Lucky you.


602
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,500
(CHUCKLES)


603
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:28,708
MR. SIMS: Did I hear ice cream?
LIAM: Yeah.


604
00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:30,458
I heard ice cream.
We should get ice cream.


605
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:32,291
PAMELA: Ice cream.
(PAMELA CHUCKLES)


606
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:34,875
(SIGHS)


607
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:39,041
(8andd)


608
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:53,208
-l really think--
-BILLY: I wanted to--


609
00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:54,583
-Sorry, you go.
-No, uh...


610
00:37:56,625 --> 00:38:00,625
Thank you very much
for everything today.


611
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:05,375
Sometimes I feel like that,
um, the anger--


612
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:06,333
The EPD?


613
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,916
Yes.
I-- I feel like it's an escape.


614
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,833
Like it's the only thing
I have control over.


615
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,875
And I know that that probably
sounds psychotic.


616
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:16,791
No.


617
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,208
Am I a bad person?


618
00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:24,708
No.


619
00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:26,958
No, I can-- can tell you
right now


620
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:29,458
that you are definitely
not a bad person.


621
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:34,541
I almost bit a kid's nose off
in third grade.


622
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,750
You see?
That's what I'm saying.


623
00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:38,750
I know I'm a bad person.


624
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,541
Just doing a bad thing
is different


625
00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:42,125
than being a bad person.


626
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:44,416
Good people do bad things.


627
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,916
CHARLIE: I, uh, hate to break up
the love fest here,


628
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,708
but we gotta get going.


629
00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:50,333
(INHALES)


630
00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:52,583
PAMELA:
Okay. Your turn.


631
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,583
Mine's not as mushy as yours.


632
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,541
Mushy? No.


633
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:58,583
That was not mushy.


634
00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:00,125
W-- bad person is different
than doing a bad thing.


635
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,375
BILLY:
A little mushy, though.


636
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:03,375
Is that what you just said?


637
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:04,208
That's mushy.


638
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:05,416
(PAMELA LAUGHS)


639
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,375
PAMELA:
No.


640
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:09,333
I ain't mushy, so lay it on me.


641
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:11,375
Okay, here it goes.


642
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,125
Can I borrow your car?


643
00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,250
(CLEARS THROAT)


644
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,458
Wow.
Yeah, you're right.


645
00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:24,708
That wasn't mushy.
That was tacky as fuck.


646
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:25,750
Yeah, it was tacky.


647
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,666
You don't have to give me
the ke--


648
00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:28,166
No, it's fine.
Go for it.


649
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:33,000
You know, I'm gonna figure out
what's going on in there.


650
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,458
I'm gonna do it.


651
00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:36,666
(PAMELA CHUCKLES)


652
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,375
So what's up?


653
00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,291
You got a hot date
with Delphine?


654
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:44,625
Oh, yeah.
You uh, you have no idea.


655
00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:50,958
(8andd)


656
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:53,708
(CAR WHOOSHES)


657
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,166
BILLY:
How far is this place?


658
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,916
CHARLIE: Just keep on this road.
We're getting warmer.


659
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,083
(SIGHS)


660
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:01,125
Driving for like an hour.


661
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,166
(VOCALIZING)


662
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:08,250
J So let us have
a very merry Christmas J


663
00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:12,958
J Good love and joy
and good wishes J


664
00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,791
BILLY:
What is going on here?


665
00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:20,208
CHARLIE: Yeah.
Let's scope it out first.


666
00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:23,958
J A very merry Christmas


667
00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:28,125
(8andd)


668
00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:31,750
You packing, Santa?


669
00:40:39,958 --> 00:40:40,875
You're good to go.


670
00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:45,375
(CHATTER and LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE)


671
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,041
J; Santa is my bitch


672
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,750
J And I tell him
where the party at J


673
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:51,750
J I'm gonna get my wish J


674
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,125
J When I'm sitting
on your daddy ass I


675
00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:55,041
S I do what I want J


676
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,958
J So then fuck getting famous J


677
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,041
J Jingle on your cock J


678
00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,166
J So I'm motherfucking famous


679
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:03,291
CHARLIE:
This I did not expect.


680
00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:07,583
Let's just find her
and get this over with.


681
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,083
CHARLIE:
Agreed.


682
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:12,208
We are pilgrims
in an unholy land.


683
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:22,458
(8andd)


684
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:28,708
DELPHINE:
Hello?


685
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,208
Hello, everyone.


686
00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:37,375
First off, I wanna thank you all
for coming out tonight.


687
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,291
This is the third annual


688
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:42,916
I'm Dreaming of a White Power
Christmas party.


689
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,208
(CHEERING)


690
00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:47,916
I know, right?
Heil!


691
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,958
Heil!


692
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:54,291
DELPHINE: Tonight is the night
where we get to show our true colors,


693
00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:57,500
who we really are inside.


694
00:41:58,291 --> 00:42:03,208
Something the world
makes us hide, makes us feel shame.


695
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:07,375
We shouldn't have to feel shame
for what we believe,


696
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:11,166
for wanting a better America
for our children.


697
00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:15,583
No, tonight we remind ourselves


698
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:19,250
that Christmas is still
a white Christian holiday


699
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:22,250
that no one can take away
from us.


700
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,875
So, grab a drink,


701
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,916
make out with someone
under the mistletoe,


702
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,583
and have some fucking fun.


703
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,291
Heil!


704
00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:40,250
CHARLIE: Okay.
So, what are we thinking?


705
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:43,125
Stakeout?
Wait for her to use the john?


706
00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:45,291
No.
We Kkill 'em all.


707
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:46,833
CHARLIE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.


708
00:42:46,916 --> 00:42:48,208
Let's talk about this.


709
00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:52,416
Nothing to talk about.


710
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,791
CHARLIE:
For Christ's sake, at least get a gun.


711
00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:57,041
Guns are for pussies.


712
00:42:57,125 --> 00:43:00,208
(8andd)


713
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:03,791
Hey, Santa,
you want me to check that out--


714
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:04,708
(GRUNTS)


715
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:13,708
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)


716
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:28,291
(8andd)


717
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:32,333
(GRUNTS)


718
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,125
(SCREAMING)


719
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:42,125
J; So exciting to know
he's near J


720
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:46,208
J Can hardly wait,
he's almost here J


721
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,000
J; Sleigh rider,
he's looking for you J


722
00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:52,125
(SCREAMING)


723
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:55,416
J; Sleigh rider,
what you gonna do? J


724
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,333
J; Sleigh rider,
he's got a surprise I


725
00:43:58,416 --> 00:44:00,750
S Tomorrow comes J


726
00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:03,541
J You won't believe your eyes I


727
00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:05,416
(SCREAMING)


728
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:12,666
J These bells, they say jingle
and sway J


729
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:13,791
(SCREAMING)


730
00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:16,958
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)


731
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:22,625
(SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)


732
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:25,416
J And a sound J


733
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,583
J Of a sleigh rider,
he's looking for you J


734
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:33,625
J; Sleigh rider,
what you gonna do? J


735
00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:36,666
J; Sleigh rider,
he's got a surprise I


736
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:37,208
(GRUNTS)


737
00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,750
What the shit?


738
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,500
(SCREAMING)


739
00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,041
(GRUNTS)


740
00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:58,541
(SCREAMING)


741
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:00,625
(GUN CLICKS)


742
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,083
J Oh, he's a sleigh rider,
he's looking for you J


743
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:21,250
(GUNSHOTS)


744
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,541
J; Sleigh rider,
what you gonna do? J


745
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:27,666
J; Sleigh rider,
he's got a surprise I


746
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:30,000
S Tomorrow comes J


747
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:33,333
J You won't believe your eyes I


748
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:41,916
(8andd)


749
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,166
Oh, shit.


750
00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:48,083
God.


751
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,041
CHARLIE:
Don't worry, kid.


752
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,375
(GRUNTS)


753
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,666
CHARLIE:
I know where she's going.


754
00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:09,416
(QUAD BIKE WHIRRING)


755
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:18,416
(8andd)


756
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,208
(INDISTINCT DIALOGUE)


757
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,125
(SCREAMS)


758
00:46:51,708 --> 00:47:00,625
(8andd)


759
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,041
(SCREAMS)


760
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:58,166
Fuck.


761
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,166
Oh, fuck!


762
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,625
(TAKES DEEP BREATHS)


763
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:29,333
(SCREAMS)


764
00:48:31,791 --> 00:48:34,250
(8andd)


765
00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:36,000
CHARLIE:
We almost died tonight.


766
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,916
Yeah, but we didn't.


767
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,541
CHARLIE:
It was reckless. Stupid.


768
00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:44,375
You wanted me to keep going?


769
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,291
CHARLIE:
Yeah, with a gun.


770
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,750
I'm sorry, I have principles.


771
00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:52,083
CHARLIE: Principles, my ass.
That was about control.


772
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:54,916
You just wanted
to do it your way.


773
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,541
Yeah, fine.
Maybe you're right.


774
00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:04,125
CHARLIE: Uh, look, I just don't
wanna see you get killed.


775
00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:06,750
Oh, fuck!


776
00:49:08,833 --> 00:49:09,875
Oh, fuck.


777
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,541
CHARLIE:
Hmm, good luck with that one.


778
00:49:12,625 --> 00:49:21,541
(8andd)


779
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:26,250
Okay, good choice.
Okay.


780
00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:30,708
Merry Christmas and take care.


781
00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,166
Sorry, I'm late.


782
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:36,375
Oh, thank God you're here.
What happened to your face?


783
00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:37,041
What?


784
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:39,583
Your f--
You know what?


785
00:49:39,666 --> 00:49:42,583
It's none of my business.
Uh, I'm sorry.


786
00:49:42,666 --> 00:49:44,333
I have a bit of a problem.


787
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:45,541
What's up?


788
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:47,291
Santa didn't show.


789
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:48,875
George was supposed
to be here like an hour ago,


790
00:49:48,958 --> 00:49:50,000
and I've called him,
and I've called him.


791
00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:51,208
I even asked Claire
from the bakery


792
00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:52,958
to go down to his house
and there's no answer there.


793
00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,166
Sorry, d-- this--


794
00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:55,958
Um, George,
George, the guy that


795
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:57,583
you were
talking to the other day?


796
00:49:57,666 --> 00:50:00,666
George Vilmo.
He does Santa for us every year.


797
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:02,083
Could your dad do it?


798
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,875
No, not gonna happen.
Not since the pooping incident.


799
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,291
Pooping incident?


800
00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:07,666
Can you do it?


801
00:50:08,416 --> 00:50:10,458
I would
appreciate it greatly, son.


802
00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:13,208
CHARLIE:
No. Tell her no.


803
00:50:13,291 --> 00:50:15,583
I know it's not your job,
but it would mean a lot,


804
00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:16,541
especially to me.


805
00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:18,791
Billy, you put that suit on
head to toe


806
00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:20,500
you're gonna lose control.


807
00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:24,208
Where's the suit?


808
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:25,541
Oh, thank you, Billy.


809
00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:29,166
Okay, it's in the back office.


810
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,166
Do you uh, do you know
what you're doing?


811
00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:32,750
I assume you've never been
Santa before.


812
00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:33,916
(CHUCKLES)


813
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,166
Uh...


814
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:39,125
(8andd)


815
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:40,375
CHARLIE:
What are you doing?


816
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,333
I got this.


817
00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:43,875
CHARLIE: This is more powerful
than you know.


818
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,166
Trust me,
I have been here before.


819
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,083
I'm not you.


820
00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:56,333
(8andd)


821
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:20,958
Okay, who's excited
to meet Santa?


822
00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:23,375
(KIDS CHEERING)


823
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,500
CHARLIE:
Jesus, this is gonna be bad.


824
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,166
BILLY:
Ah! That's it.


825
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,791
Okay, Celia,
look over here, baby.


826
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,916
Smile.


827
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:32,875
Ooh.


828
00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:37,083
(8andd)


829
00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,791
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)


830
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:51,791
(8andd)


831
00:51:53,916 --> 00:51:55,083
CHARLIE:
Billy, listen to me.


832
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:57,666
You're not going to kill
this little girl.


833
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,125
You hear me?
That's not what Billy would do.


834
00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:03,708
Billy, Billy.


835
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,708
I need you to forget
what you are.


836
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:11,041
Forget what you do.
Do exactly what I say, okay?


837
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:16,458
Just follow me, buddy...
Follow me.


838
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:20,750
Hello, little girl.
What's your name?


839
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,375
BILLY:
So, what's your name?


840
00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:24,708
Celia.


841
00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:27,916
CHARLIE: What a pretty name.
Tell me, Celia,


842
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,666
have you been a good girl
this year?


843
00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:33,250
BILLY: You been
a good girl this year, Celia?


844
00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:36,458
Yes, well, except this one time.


845
00:52:36,541 --> 00:52:39,625
I was mad at my mom
and I throw a banana at her,


846
00:52:39,708 --> 00:52:40,916
but I said sorry.


847
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,625
CHARLIE:
Oh, I am so happy to hear that.


848
00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:46,125
Is there something special
you'd like for Christmas?


849
00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:48,041
A pink skateboard.


850
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:51,625
CHARLIE: Oh, boy.
You're a skater?


851
00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:52,708
Yeah.


852
00:52:52,791 --> 00:52:55,375
BILLY: And uh, what about
we get you a helmet,


853
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:58,041
SO you don't dent
that noggin of yours?


854
00:52:58,125 --> 00:52:59,583
A pink one?


855
00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:00,625
CHARLIE:
A pink one.


856
00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:05,250
(8andd)


857
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,500
BILLY:
Merry Christmas.


858
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:11,125
CHARLIE: Uh, you got it from here, kid.
You can do this.


859
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,250
MR. SIMS:
He's pretty good.


860
00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:16,208
Yeah, he's, um...


861
00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:20,083
-Yeah, nice, you know.
-Mmhmm.


862
00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:21,833
(CHUCKLES)


863
00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:25,791
(8andd)


864
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,458
Santa, what happened
to your face?


865
00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:34,375
Oh, um, Rudolph got
a little frisky last night.


866
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:39,541
MR. SIMS:
He's so sweet.


867
00:53:41,791 --> 00:53:43,375
I remember taking you to Santa.


868
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,625
(CHUCKLES)


869
00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:52,750
CHARLIE: Kid, I'm getting
one of those feelings again.


870
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,208
BILLY:
Not now, Charlie.


871
00:53:54,291 --> 00:53:55,958
CHARLIE:
I know, I know. I just--


872
00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:57,291
BILLY:
I said not fucking now.


873
00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,166
CHARLIE:
Just scan the crowd quick.


874
00:54:00,250 --> 00:54:09,333
(8andd)


875
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,500
BILLY: So what do you
want for Christmas, bud?


876
00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:15,541
A bike.


877
00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:19,541
(8andd)


878
00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:31,708
Thank you.


879
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,791
CHARLIE:
Sure.


880
00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:40,208
What?
What's wrong?


881
00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:42,666
CHARLIE: Do I need
to remind you what we do again?


882
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,250
I'm aware.


883
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:47,208
CHARLIE:
And what happens if we don't?


884
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,083
Say it.


885
00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,291
I don't wanna say it.


886
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,333
CHARLIE:
Let's say it together then.


887
00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:58,375
I don't wanna say it together.


888
00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:00,458
CHARLIE:
Fine, then I'll say it.


889
00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:05,333
Someone else dies
and we don't get to choose.


890
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:07,791
You wanna talk
about control, bub?


891
00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:11,875
Who would you rather it be?
A Nazi or a 9-year-old girl?


892
00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:13,166
A killer or a mom with an--


893
00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:16,041
Yeah, I get it.
I fucking get it.


894
00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:18,250
CHARLIE:
I don't think you do.


895
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:22,041
Now's not the time to break a
perfect 10-year killing streak.


896
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,041
(BOXES CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)


897
00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:27,250
(8andd)


898
00:55:30,791 --> 00:55:31,625
CHARLIE:
You hear what I said?


899
00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:32,375
Sh.


900
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:36,416
Hello?


901
00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:41,916
Hello?


902
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:51,125
(8andd)


903
00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,083
(KISSES)


904
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:12,791
Wait, wait.


905
00:56:16,708 --> 00:56:17,583
(LAUGHS)


906
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:20,750
(KISSING)


907
00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:40,666
Wait, wait, wait.
Keep it on.


908
00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:43,625
(CHUCKLES)


909
00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:48,083
(KISSING)


910
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,083
(PAMELA SCREAMS)


911
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:00,416
(PAMELA LAUGHS)


912
00:57:05,416 --> 00:57:06,458
(CHUCKLES)


913
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:17,541
I wanna stay with you.


914
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:22,291
I wanna go where you go.


915
00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:31,458
I made you something.


916
00:57:33,458 --> 00:57:42,375
(8andd)


917
00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:48,750
You like it?


918
00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:51,458
How'd you?


919
00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:53,291
(CHUCKLES)


920
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,458
I learned from the best.


921
00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:00,291
See, the angel can go
anywhere she wants.


922
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:05,333
That's cheesy as fuck.


923
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:06,750
(LAUGHS)


924
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:07,791
I worked hard on that.


925
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:11,375
It's beautiful.


926
00:58:14,541 --> 00:58:19,750
J Yeah, this is the time
for love and care


927
00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:22,416
(KNOCK ON THE DOOR)


928
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:27,458
(8andd)


929
00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:29,166
Dad!
We're here.


930
00:58:30,541 --> 00:58:32,250
Will you put this
in the kitchen, please?


931
00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:34,375
Ugh.


932
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:36,500
Go, go.


933
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,791
(DOOR CLOSES IN BACK)


934
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:45,083
J This time of the year and


935
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:50,625
S This time and


936
00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,750
HANNAH:
Ugh, what died in here?


937
00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:58,250
J Of the year J


938
00:58:58,333 --> 00:59:00,458
HANNAH: Hey, come here.
Help me out in here.


939
00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:02,750
Xavier, will you put
that thing down, please?


940
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,208
(SCREAMS)


941
00:59:06,583 --> 00:59:08,666
(INDISTINCT LYRICS)


942
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:17,958
J Christmas Eve is slowly here J


943
00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:27,083
(8andd)


944
00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,250
(INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER)


945
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:46,166
POLICE OFFICER 1: When was
the last time you saw him?


946
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:48,250
Uh, just the other day.


947
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:49,791
He was-- he was-- he was here.


948
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:53,041
He was--
He was in the store.


949
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,458
PAMELA:
They found George.


950
00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:56,000
MR. SIMS: We were-- we were talking,
and then we went out, shit--


951
00:59:56,083 --> 00:59:57,916
His daughter and grandson,
they--


952
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,208
They found his body.


953
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,583
He was murdered.


954
01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:08,625
And that's not even
the craziest part.


955
01:00:10,541 --> 01:00:15,500
They found Gail, his wife,
rolled up in a rug,


956
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,958
tucked away in a crawl space
in his basement.


957
01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:21,458
(CAMERA CLICKS)


958
01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,166
They said he murdered her.


959
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:31,083
Stabbed her to death.


960
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:33,083
I talked to him all the time.
[--


961
01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:37,500
He-- he was--
He was so sweet. I...


962
01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:39,708
I thought I knew him.


963
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:51,416
POLICE OFFICER 2:
Who's that over there?


964
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,708
PAMELA:
It really makes you wonder.


965
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,500
Uh, that's uh, that's Billy.


966
01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,458
Who else you know
who could be...


967
01:00:58,541 --> 01:01:00,041
-MR. SIMS: He's new.
-...hiding something so evil.


968
01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:00,958
MR. SIMS:
He's a good kid.


969
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,208
In plain sight?


970
01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:08,375
POLICE OFFICER 1:
When did you last see Mr. Vilmo?


971
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:13,208
Let's see.


972
01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:17,625
Uh, started work here
on the 20th, so, uh...


973
01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,625
So, yeah, the-- the 20th.


974
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,541
And you spoke with him?


975
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,708
BILLY:
No.


976
01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:24,166
I didn't interact with him.


977
01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,041
I just saw him.


978
01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:27,166
Where are you from, Bill?


979
01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:30,125
Bar-- Baraboo, Wisconsin.


980
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:30,916
POLICE OFFICER 2:
Oh, yeah.


981
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:31,958
Circus Museum.


982
01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:33,666
I got family in Milwaukee.


983
01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:34,541
That's great.


984
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,750
POLICE OFFICER 1:
How long you been in Hackett?


985
01:01:38,916 --> 01:01:40,541
Few days.


986
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:42,416
Ah. A few?


987
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,583
37 57


988
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:44,625
3.


989
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,333
Ah.


990
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,291
How'd you get that?


991
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:48,916
What?


992
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,041
The shiner.


993
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,583
Oh, a box.


994
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,416
I work in the stockroom.


995
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,958
Pulled down a box,
it came down and went...


996
01:01:58,041 --> 01:01:59,250
(IMITATES BOX FALLING)


997
01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:01,083
Got me pretty good, so.


998
01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:04,125
I think we're good here, Bill.


999
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:06,125
Uh, thanks for taking the time.


1000
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:07,583
POLICE OFFICER 1:
Oh, hey.


1001
01:02:07,666 --> 01:02:09,500
You happen to know
a Delphine Anderson, do you?


1002
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,125
Delphine?


1003
01:02:12,208 --> 01:02:15,708
Um, no, no, not--
not off the top of my head.


1004
01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:19,125
(8andd)


1005
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,625
Hm.


1006
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:30,333
CHARLIE: The noose is tightening.
They're gonna figure it out.


1007
01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:32,083
There are cops everywhere


1008
01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,916
and you missed a fucking day
in the book.


1009
01:02:36,791 --> 01:02:37,583
Yeah.


1010
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,708
But nothing happened.


1011
01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:47,583
(8andd)


1012
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:52,541
CHARLIE: You saw that
new missing child photo at the store?


1013
01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,791
Unrelated.


1014
01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:56,375
CHARLIE: You're wrong
and you know you're wrong.


1015
01:02:56,458 --> 01:02:59,208
I hate to break it to you, pal,
but we've got to get out of town


1016
01:02:59,291 --> 01:03:01,500
and find someone
to kill tonight...


1017
01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:04,666
or you're going to miss
another day


1018
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:08,291
and someone who wasn't
supposed to die, will die.


1019
01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,125
Innocent people die
every day, Charlie.


1020
01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:11,500
CHARLIE:
Hm.


1021
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,916
What happens when it's
someone you know?


1022
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,625
Someone you care about?
And you could've stopped it.


1023
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:21,416
This town is fucked up
and I know it--


1024
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,875
The whole world
is fucked up, Charlie,


1025
01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,583
and I can't
do anything about it.


1026
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,708
I didn't want this.
I didn't choose this.


1027
01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:31,750
I got a taste
of something different,


1028
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:36,416
something good, something real.


1029
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:43,500
Being Santa for those kids
and being with Pam,


1030
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,208
that's what I want.


1031
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:49,125
Did you say something?


1032
01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:52,333
No.


1033
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,750
This episode is fucked up.


1034
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,750
TRUE CRIME NARRATOR:
As newspapers realize that there's


1035
01:04:06,833 --> 01:04:08,583
a strangler on the loose,
the story becomes--


1036
01:04:08,666 --> 01:04:11,458
CHARLIE: What happens when
she finds out what you do?


1037
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:14,250
TRUE CRIME NARRATOR: ...idea that
there's this entity committing these crimes...


1038
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:21,083
(8andd)


1039
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,041
(SIGHS)


1040
01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:33,291
You know what?
Fuck it.


1041
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:40,583
(8andd)


1042
01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:42,250
(DOOR SHUTS)


1043
01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:49,000
J; Silent night, holy night J


1044
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:51,333
(HUMMING)


1045
01:04:55,916 --> 01:05:01,083
J All is calm,
all is bright J


1046
01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:09,458
J Round yon Virgin,
Mother and Child and


1047
01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:15,041
MR. SIMS:
Someone there?


1048
01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:18,833
J Holy Infant so tender
and mild J


1049
01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:28,750
J Sleep in heavenly peace


1050
01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:36,416
(GASPS)


1051
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,250
Jesus!


1052
01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:39,541
Oh my God, son.


1053
01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:41,375
I'll get you out, so don't--
don't-- don't worry!


1054
01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:42,708
I'll get you--
I'll get you out!


1055
01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:43,583
I'll get you out.


1056
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,583
Okay, don't you worry, Tommy.


1057
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,500
I'm gonna, I'm gonna call
for help, okay?


1058
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:56,541
I'm gonna get you out,
I'm gonna call for help.


1059
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,375
(TOMMY MUMBLES)


1060
01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:01,208
I know, son.


1061
01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:03,875
-(GUNSHOT)
-(GRUNTS)


1062
01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:06,125
(WHIMPERS)


1063
01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:12,125
J Sleep in heavenly peace J


1064
01:06:27,041 --> 01:06:45,208
J; Silent night, holy night,
son of God, love's pure light J


1065
01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:51,375
J Radiant beams
from Thy holy face I


1066
01:06:55,625 --> 01:07:00,208
J With the dawn
of redeeming grace J


1067
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:09,750
J Jesus Lord,
at Thy birth and


1068
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:23,166
J Jesus Lord, at Thy birth


1069
01:07:34,125 --> 01:07:36,250
(SOBBING)


1070
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,166
CHARLIE:
Billy, look up.


1071
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,166
Look up!


1072
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,125
PAMELA:
I wish Santa was real.


1073
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:08,333
BILLY:
Why?


1074
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,666
So I could get
my Christmas wish.


1075
01:08:20,416 --> 01:08:21,166
(SNIFFLES)


1076
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:30,291
(8andd)


1077
01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:55,791
I'd only ask for one thing...


1078
01:08:55,875 --> 01:09:00,541
For the person who did this,


1079
01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:06,833
so he could watch me...
slowly cut him


1080
01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:12,333
into itty-bitty pieces.


1081
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:23,041
(8andd)


1082
01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:27,166
Do you trust me?


1083
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,166
Why?


1084
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,416
CHARLIE:
This is a bad idea.


1085
01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:39,333
Um, what if I told you--


1086
01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:43,041
CHARLIE: You tell her
and you're going to lose her.


1087
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:44,541
What if I told you that--


1088
01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:51,916
What if I told you that I could
make your wish come true?


1089
01:09:57,083 --> 01:09:58,250
How?


1090
01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:00,583
BILLY:
Who's the Snatcher?


1091
01:10:01,916 --> 01:10:03,708
He steals kids.


1092
01:10:03,791 --> 01:10:07,625
(8andd)


1093
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:09,041
We got him?


1094
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:10,375
CHARLIE: I got him.


1095
01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:19,375
(8andd)


1096
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,000
BILLY:
When I was 8 years old,


1097
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:26,416
my parents were murdered
in front of me...


1098
01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:28,333
Geoffrey!


1099
01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:31,416
BILLY: By a man
dressed as Santa Claus.


1100
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,208
TARA:
Hey!


1101
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:33,833
(GRUNTS)


1102
01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:34,791
(GUNSHOT)


1103
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,208
Turns out that man
was the janitor


1104
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,791
at my grandfather's hospice.


1105
01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,625
(CHOKES)


1106
01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:50,250
BILLY: I-- I just remember
being scared,


1107
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:54,208
but also mesmerized.


1108
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:57,291
You know, like--
like he was drawing me in.


1109
01:10:58,666 --> 01:10:59,708
That's when I felt it.


1110
01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:08,750
(8andd)


1111
01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:14,708
Charlie's been with me
ever since that day.


1112
01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:16,458
CHARLIE:
Wake up, kid.


1113
01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:21,333
So-- S0 you...


1114
01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:24,416
You're a serial killer?


1115
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,625
(CHUCKLES)


1116
01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:27,500
I wish it was that easy, um...


1117
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,958
(KIDS SCREAMING)


1118
01:11:30,041 --> 01:11:33,291
BILLY: Nobody wanted to adopt a kid
with an imaginary friend


1119
01:11:33,375 --> 01:11:36,375
telling him to Kill people
at Christmastime.


1120
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:37,375
(SIGHS)


1121
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,833
Only at Christmas?


1122
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,791
Yeah, the-- the advent calendar,
24 days of Christmas.


1123
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:49,375
I-- I didn't kill anyone
until I was 17 years old,


1124
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:54,500
until Charlie felt
that I was ready.


1125
01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,833
CHARLIE:
She needs to be punished.


1126
01:11:58,125 --> 01:12:01,333
BILLY: The first person I killed
was my last foster mom.


1127
01:12:03,166 --> 01:12:04,833
She would drug us.


1128
01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:07,708
Breakfast!


1129
01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:10,708
BILLY:
And wait for us all to fall asleep.


1130
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:16,208
Then lock the doors
and go off for the day.


1131
01:12:18,041 --> 01:12:19,500
The drugging wasn't
the half of it.


1132
01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:22,625
If you broke something
in her perfect house,


1133
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:25,791
the punishment
would be the same.


1134
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:28,500
(BAT THUDS)


1135
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:32,708
It's okay.


1136
01:12:33,833 --> 01:12:35,625
BILLY: And the scariest part
was you never knew


1137
01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:36,666
when it was gonna come.


1138
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:44,750
(GRUNTS)


1139
01:12:48,416 --> 01:12:52,250
BILLY:
Three died under her watch...


1140
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,708
All accidents,


1141
01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:56,125
all while she was collecting
thousands from the state.


1142
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,208
She had to go.


1143
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:06,291
J Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go,
up in Santa's sleigh J


1144
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:08,541
You wanna fuck with me,
you little shit?


1145
01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:09,416
(GRUNTING)


1146
01:13:14,708 --> 01:13:18,375
BILLY: Needless to say,
I-- I-- I wasn't very good at first,


1147
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:20,333
but I got the job done.


1148
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:24,125
(GRUNTING)


1149
01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:27,791
(PANTING)


1150
01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,791
(GRUNTS)


1151
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:46,083
J Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go,
get ready for a ride


1152
01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:49,083
Charlie wasn't just
an imaginary friend


1153
01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:50,500
or a split personality.


1154
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,250
He could see...


1155
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,250
He could see evil.


1156
01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:58,750
Um, and the more I got
to know him,


1157
01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:01,625
I found out that he was blessed
with the same curse as me.


1158
01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:05,375
So your parents, they--


1159
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:07,875
BILLY: They were--
They murdered my grandfather.


1160
01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:10,625
They poisoned him be--


1161
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:13,416
before getting him to sign over
my father's inheritance.


1162
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,458
(CHOKES)


1163
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:17,666
(RETCHES)


1164
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:18,541
Grandpa?


1165
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,708
How many people have you killed?


1166
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:25,541
A lot.
But they were all bad.


1167
01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:27,291
(SCREAMS)


1168
01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:34,208
(SCREAMING, GRUNTING)


1169
01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:38,416
J Were you good for mom
and dad? J


1170
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:42,875
J; Santa knows
if you've been bad I


1171
01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:44,750
J There might be a treat
for you I


1172
01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:46,791
(SCREAMING)


1173
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:50,458
J In Santa's bag of toys J


1174
01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,125
Naughty.


1175
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:55,208
J But Christmas won't be
fun and games J


1176
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:56,875
J For naughty girls and boys I


1177
01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:59,166
(SCREAMING)


1178
01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:01,833
J Oh, Santa's watching I


1179
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:03,666
J; Santa's waiting


1180
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:04,333
(SCREAMING)


1181
01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:12,083
J If you do your best
this year J


1182
01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,791
I had to run
for obvious reasons.


1183
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,916
But I-- I was never alone.


1184
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,208
(8andd)


1185
01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:24,125
BILLY: And Charlie was with me the--
the whole time.


1186
01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:26,291
Hey Billy, it's garbage day.


1187
01:15:27,708 --> 01:15:29,416
BILLY: He taught me
how to land jobs


1188
01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:31,625
or find places to live.


1189
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,208
Just survive.


1190
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:38,333
CHARLIE: When he asks,
"When can you start?"


1191
01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:40,375
always ask,
"When do you need me?”


1192
01:15:42,041 --> 01:15:43,625
When can you start?


1193
01:15:43,708 --> 01:15:45,083
When do you need me?


1194
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:46,625
(CHUCKLES)


1195
01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:50,500
BILLY:
He was like a father.


1196
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,291
CHARLIE:
Oh, you're okay.


1197
01:15:57,375 --> 01:15:58,916
Just take a little piece
of toilet paper


1198
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,958
and stick it to the blood.


1199
01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:04,250
BILLY: But also kinda like a--
He's kinda like a compass.


1200
01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:05,708
(DOOR SHUTS)


1201
01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:13,666
BILLY: He needed my eyes
to identify them,


1202
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:18,750
but then he would show me why
they needed to be um, punished.


1203
01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:20,000
(8andd)


1204
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,333
-SHOPKEEPER: No!
-Give me the fucking money!


1205
01:16:21,416 --> 01:16:21,916
(GUNSHOT)


1206
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,625
(BODY THUDS)


1207
01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:25,458
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)


1208
01:16:32,041 --> 01:16:33,041
(GURGLES)


1209
01:16:44,583 --> 01:16:45,291
Naughty.


1210
01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:50,041
(SCREAMING)


1211
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,208
And you have to dress
like Santa?


1212
01:16:56,833 --> 01:16:57,833
BILLY:
It flips a switch.


1213
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:04,208
H-- helps me slip from Billy
into something else.


1214
01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:09,666
What?
The fuck you want?


1215
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:13,250
Get the fuck outta here, Santa.


1216
01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:27,166
(8andd)


1217
01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,541
(SCREAMS)


1218
01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:46,708
J Join the happy old song,
winter time sing along J


1219
01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:51,083
J Jingle bells are jingling
Santa's elves are singing I


1220
01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:54,625
> Won't you come along? and


1221
01:17:57,625 --> 01:18:00,083
What's keeping you
from killing me, Billy?


1222
01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:03,166
I told you.
You're a good person.


1223
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:12,541
You're crazy.


1224
01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:14,791
CHARLIE:
Here we go.


1225
01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:16,291
Yeah.
Yeah, you know,


1226
01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:18,458
after hearing me say
all that out loud,


1227
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:20,416
yeah,
I'm a little, little crazy.


1228
01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:25,250
And yet I'm still here.


1229
01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:29,750
J He's bringing his reindeer
and sleigh and


1230
01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:34,750
J Same time each year,
he brings joy and cheer J


1231
01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:35,958
CHARLIE:
Hmm.


1232
01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:37,708
I think you found
a good one, Kid.


1233
01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:41,416
Charlie says he likes you.


1234
01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:43,166
J Ooh J


1235
01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,583
J Christmas is here J


1236
01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:46,708
J Ding dong J


1237
01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:49,833
J Ooh J


1238
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:55,125
J Ding dong,
Christmas is here and


1239
01:18:56,291 --> 01:18:59,625
J It's the best time
of the year J


1240
01:19:01,041 --> 01:19:05,666
J It's the best time
of the year J


1241
01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:11,041
(8andd)


1242
01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:21,250
(8andd)


1243
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:28,458
(CAR DOORS OPENS)


1244
01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:34,250
(CAR DOORS SHUTS)


1245
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:40,291
He's here?


1246
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:43,041
CHARLIE:
Oh, he's here.


1247
01:19:48,041 --> 01:19:49,625
(TRUNK OPENS)


1248
01:19:53,708 --> 01:19:54,750
(TRUNK SHUTS)


1249
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:58,750
(8andd)


1250
01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:06,041
BILLY:
Stay close.


1251
01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:15,250
(8andd)


1252
01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,708
Someone was just here.


1253
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:17,750
(8andd)


1254
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:43,500
Billy.


1255
01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:52,500
(8andd)


1256
01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:58,291
Pam, be careful.


1257
01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:04,333
(GRUNTS)


1258
01:23:08,291 --> 01:23:09,750
What the fuck?


1259
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:18,875
Jesus, Billy.


1260
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,625
There's a kid down there!


1261
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:21,416
BILLY:
Pam, wait!


1262
01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:23,500
I'm coming.


1263
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,333
I'll hand her up.


1264
01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:27,083
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh my God.


1265
01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,541
Oh my God, I'm sorry, oh.


1266
01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:32,666
(GRUNTS)


1267
01:23:34,208 --> 01:23:35,583
-PAMELA: You got her?
-BILLY: Get on that ladder.


1268
01:23:35,666 --> 01:23:37,333
PAMELA:
Okay.


1269
01:23:37,416 --> 01:23:38,416
(GRUNTS)


1270
01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:45,375
(PANTS)


1271
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,833
Oh my...
Oh my God.


1272
01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:52,166
Oh my God,
there's another one!


1273
01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:56,416
He's alive.


1274
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,208
(PANTING)


1275
01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:11,750
Tommy?


1276
01:24:13,166 --> 01:24:15,375
Okay, I got you.


1277
01:24:17,833 --> 01:24:19,458
(GRUNTS, PANTS)


1278
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,458
(SCREAMS)


1279
01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:23,375
BILLY:
No!


1280
01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:25,208
(GRUNTS)


1281
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:28,625
Pam.


1282
01:24:31,041 --> 01:24:33,125
(PANTING)


1283
01:24:37,791 --> 01:24:40,375
CHARLIE:
I know where she is, kid.


1284
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:42,291
Just follow my lead.


1285
01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,750
Walk straight.


1286
01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:54,416
Keep going.
Keep going.


1287
01:24:56,416 --> 01:25:00,500
Okay, now he has Pam
3 feet to your left.


1288
01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:05,291
You need to be careful.


1289
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:20,333
He's got a knife to her throat,
hand over her mouth.


1290
01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:26,041
He's on top of her,
just below the surface.


1291
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,250
Now!


1292
01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,541
(SCREAMING)


1293
01:25:33,791 --> 01:25:37,500
Pam, run!
Pam, get out of here!


1294
01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:40,291
(BILLY SCREAMS)


1295
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,208
(PANTING)


1296
01:25:44,291 --> 01:25:46,291
(BILLY SCREAMING)


1297
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:49,666
Where the fuck is my phone?
(PANTS)


1298
01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:53,000
Fuck!


1299
01:25:53,083 --> 01:25:54,833
(WHIMPERING)


1300
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:07,500
Billy.


1301
01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:08,750
(SNIFFLES)


1302
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:11,541
Billy.


1303
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:18,750
Billy.


1304
01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:29,208
Billy.


1305
01:26:31,833 --> 01:26:32,750
(GASPS)


1306
01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:36,666
Oh. Ugh.
I got you.


1307
01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:37,625
(GRUNT)


1308
01:26:37,708 --> 01:26:39,833
Oh my God.


1309
01:26:39,916 --> 01:26:40,708
(GRUNTS)


1310
01:26:40,791 --> 01:26:42,666
I think he got me pretty good.


1311
01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:43,416
(GRUNTS)


1312
01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:45,000
Oh my God!


1313
01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:47,041
Okay.
Come, sit down.


1314
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:48,333
BILLY TO PAMELA:
I think I killed him.


1315
01:26:48,416 --> 01:26:50,833
CHARLIE: Oh, you cut
his fucking head off, kid.


1316
01:26:50,916 --> 01:26:53,125
Sit down.
Oh my God.


1317
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,041
You stay with the kids.
I'm gonna get the car.


1318
01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:56,791
I just need to get
the kids outta here.


1319
01:26:57,666 --> 01:26:58,500
PAMELA:
Billy.


1320
01:27:00,750 --> 01:27:02,333
What's wrong with Santa?


1321
01:27:04,583 --> 01:27:06,708
Santa's hurt
but we're gonna help him, okay?


1322
01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:09,791
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.


1323
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:11,875
Okay.


1324
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:14,083
CHARLIE: Come on, Billy.
Hang on.


1325
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:17,208
Stay with me, buddy.
Stay with me.


1326
01:27:20,666 --> 01:27:23,791
Come on, kid.
This isn't our time.


1327
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:24,708
We can make it.


1328
01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:29,500
Ah...


1329
01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:30,666
(GUNSHOTS)


1330
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:39,250
(8andd)


1331
01:27:39,958 --> 01:27:41,375
(PANTING)


1332
01:27:42,541 --> 01:27:43,208
PAMELA:
Billy!


1333
01:27:44,166 --> 01:27:46,541
You just get
the fuck out of here!


1334
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:48,583
-CHARLIE: Ugh.
- Billy, Billy.


1335
01:27:48,666 --> 01:27:51,708
CHARLIE: I'm sorry, kid.
I should've saw that one coming.


1336
01:27:51,791 --> 01:27:53,750
PAMELA:
Billy. No, no, no.


1337
01:27:55,666 --> 01:27:57,125
What did you do?


1338
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:01,458
(SOBS)


1339
01:28:03,875 --> 01:28:05,125
I wanna go where you go.


1340
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:09,208
I wanna stay here with you.


1341
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:14,208
CHARLIE:
Billy.


1342
01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:15,541
Charlie.


1343
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:18,083
CHARLIE:
I'm gonna miss you, bub.


1344
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:19,500
I don't want you--


1345
01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:24,000
I don't want you to go, Charlie.
Charlie, I don't want you to go.


1346
01:28:24,083 --> 01:28:25,833
CHARLIE:
You take good care of her.


1347
01:28:25,916 --> 01:28:26,833
Charlie.


1348
01:28:26,916 --> 01:28:29,625
-You found a good one.
-Charlie, don't.


1349
01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:34,833
CHARLIE:
Take her hand.


1350
01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,041
Now, kid.


1351
01:28:37,791 --> 01:28:38,583
Now.


1352
01:28:38,666 --> 01:28:42,541
(8andd)


1353
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:49,583
MAX:
Pam!


1354
01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:51,583
What?


1355
01:28:53,125 --> 01:28:54,458
No, no, no, no.


1356
01:28:54,541 --> 01:28:57,250
No, Pam.
Pam.


1357
01:28:59,958 --> 01:29:02,750
Pam. Wake up.


1358
01:29:05,291 --> 01:29:07,166
I'm here, okay?
I-- I'm here.


1359
01:29:12,083 --> 01:29:16,208
(8andd)


1360
01:29:17,541 --> 01:29:18,875
Everything's gonna be okay.


1361
01:29:21,333 --> 01:29:22,916
Everything's gonna be okay.


1362
01:29:24,583 --> 01:29:26,666
(SCREAMING)


1363
01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:32,291
(SPITS)


1364
01:29:32,375 --> 01:29:35,583
MAX: Please, please. Help, help!
Please, please!


1365
01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:36,500
Help!


1366
01:29:43,708 --> 01:29:45,125
You looking for this?


1367
01:29:45,916 --> 01:29:47,750
Officer down, officer down!


1368
01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:51,208
(GRUNTING)


1369
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:01,125
(PANTING)


1370
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:13,666
BILLY:
Hey.


1371
01:30:13,750 --> 01:30:14,750
(GASPS)


1372
01:30:17,458 --> 01:30:19,125
Billy.


1373
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:20,750
BILLY:
It's okay. I'm right here.


1374
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:22,500
Where?


1375
01:30:30,916 --> 01:30:32,166
BILLY:
Are you ready for this?


1376
01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:35,791
(PANTING)


1377
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:47,375
(8andd)